Past Events

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    05 May 2023
    Friday
     
    Brodi Snook – Villain

    Every night Brodi Snook dreams of committing murder. Her doctor thinks she needs medication. Her best friend thinks she needs a new vibrator. Her accountant thinks she needs to get a real job. Brodi reckons it’s time to start playing the villain. This is a story about sending nudes to the government. A story about a transatlantic emotional-support hairball. A story about RSVPing ‘no’ to your own wedding. This, is a love story. A brand-new hour of comedy from Chortle’s Best Newcomer 2020 and Top 50 Face of Perth 2007 (seriously). Named in the The Telegraph UK’s Best Comedy Shows of Edinburgh Fringe 2019. As seen on Just for Laughs on Channel 10 and the Comedy Channel. As heard  More info...

    Doors Open: 7:45PM
    Event Time: 8:15PM – TBC
    Astor Lounge
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    06 May 2023
    Saturday
     
    WANKERNOMICS – Solutionising the Corporate W...

    The brains behind two of Australia’s most popular satirical websites are joining forces for an all-new comedy about corporate hell. Charles Firth (from The Chaser) and James Schloeffel (from The Shovel) will guide you through the inner workings of a system that has brought us endless meetings, excruciating corporate mission statements and most annoyingly of all, the phrase ‘circle back’. Delivered as a 60-minute MBA that you can add to your LinkedIn profile later, this is fast-paced, razor-sharp comedy that is “guaranteed to leave you with aching sides and a useless corporate vocabulary” (On The Record). James & Charles have performed sold-out shows across the country with  More info...

    Doors Open: 6:15PM
    Event Time: 7:00PM – 8:00PM
    Astor Theatre
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    06 May 2023
    Saturday
     
    Rhys Nicholson – Rhys! Rhys! Rhys! Encore

    Well, last year seemed to go quite nicely. How about a return in a big room of that nice little award-winning stand up comedy show, yeah? That sounds nice doesn’t it? Yeah. A nice little comedy show with your ol’ pal Rhys. Let’s squeeze as much cash out of this cow as possible. Lovely.” The winner of the 2022 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award for Most Outstanding Show, Rhys Nicholson, returns for a very special one-off performance of their critically acclaimed show Rhys! Rhys! Rhys!  ‘The Comedy Festival show with the highest number of laughs per minute… Nicholson is an absolute master of the form. ★★★★★‘ Time Out ‘The star of R  More info...

    Doors Open: 8:30PM
    Event Time: 9:00PM – 10:00PM
    Astor Theatre
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    06 May 2023
    Saturday
     
    Nemr – Dropping Hot

    On the heels of a hugely successful world tour, comedy special and sold-out debut show in Sydney last year, NEMR is back with a brand-new show, DROPPING HOT! NEMR is a Lebanese/American Stand-Up Comedian credited with establishing and pioneering the stand-up comedy scene throughout the Middle East where he performs in English. His first global event was captured in his hit comedy special, ‘No Bombing in Beirut’, which was filmed in both Lebanon and Los Angeles, and premiered on Showtime, and is now available worldwide. As an accomplished stand-up comic with eight full feature shows, it’s no wonder his world tours have enjoyed unprecedented success, selling out across the globe from U.  More info...

    Doors Open: 9:00PM
    Event Time: 9:30PM – 11:00PM
    CANCELLED Astor Theatre
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    06 May 2023
    Saturday
     
    Brodi Snook – Villain

    Every night Brodi Snook dreams of committing murder. Her doctor thinks she needs medication. Her best friend thinks she needs a new vibrator. Her accountant thinks she needs to get a real job. Brodi reckons it’s time to start playing the villain. This is a story about sending nudes to the government. A story about a transatlantic emotional-support hairball. A story about RSVPing ‘no’ to your own wedding. This, is a love story. A brand-new hour of comedy from Chortle’s Best Newcomer 2020 and Top 50 Face of Perth 2007 (seriously). Named in the The Telegraph UK’s Best Comedy Shows of Edinburgh Fringe 2019. As seen on Just for Laughs on Channel 10 and the Comedy Channel. As heard  More info...

    Doors Open: 7:45PM
    Event Time: 8:15PM – TBC
    Astor Lounge
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    11 May 2023
    Thursday
     
    Peach PRC – Manic Dream Pixie Tour

    Secret Sounds is excited to announce that shining Y2K queen Peach PRC will be touring Australia in April and May 2023. She’ll be lighting up stages across the country with dates in Adelaide, Melbourne, Perth, Sydney and Brisbane in support of her debut EP, Manic Dream Pixie, dropping 28 April on Universal Music. This rising pop star packs an often-unbelievable journey, from writing and recording in her bedroom to social media phenomenon into smart, slick, and sweet songs with a bold bite. Equally funny and sensitive, she holds nothing back when it comes to life’s ups and downs, mental health, and everything in between. Immerse yourself in the anthemic pop moments of Manic Dream Pixie whe  More info...

    Doors Open: 7:00PM
    Event Time: 7:30PM – 9:30PM
    Astor Theatre
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    12 May 2023
    Friday
     
    CHRIS RYAN – Busy

    Chris is never more busy than when she has to do her tax. That’s when she inspects her lounge room, picking up large crumbs by hand, asking what is the key to happiness? What’s the difference between a good decision and a phase? Why do women now have the eyelashes of a camel? Chris has moved, physically and metaphorically, so there’s a bit going on. Thoughts will be served with signature dry snark, targeting those who deserve it.  Melbourne International Comedy Festival OXFAM Gala 2021 (ABCTV)Just for Laughs Gala 2021 (Network 10) Sydney Comedy Festival Gala 2019 (Network 10) Nominee, Best Newcomer, Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2021 Winner Best Newcomer Sydney Comedy Festiv  More info...

    Doors Open: 6:15PM
    Event Time: 7:00PM – 8:00PM
    Astor Lounge
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    12 May 2023
    Friday
     
    Daniel Muggleton – How The Whitey Have Falle...

    Fresh from sold-out shows across the UK & Australia, 5 star reviews and over 20 million views online, don’t miss the brand new show from stand-up comedy’s foul-mouthed prophet. Daniel’s debut special ‘Let’s Never Hang Out’ aired on ABC Comedy in 2019 & 2020, and is currently streaming on Amazon Prime. He’s also been hand-picked to support Jim Jefferies, Steve Hofstetter & Neel Kolhatkar on tour. Off-stage he’s made appearances on The Feed (SBS), The Checkout (ABC) and been heard on Triple M’s ‘Molloy’ and ABC Radio. ASTOR LOUNGE: Unreserved Seating Licensed All Ages – Patrons under 18 can only attend with parent/guardian (ov  More info...

    Doors Open: 9:00PM
    Event Time: 9:30PM – 10:30PM
    Astor Lounge