Den Mumsy is not happy.

Her latest purchase, an in-home industrial strength stomach stapling machine has been a disaster!

Daily News reporter Clark Bent caught up with Mumsy in her post-Rococo-inspired blood-soaked kitchen, just before she headed to Cockburn Gateway to demand a full refund.

“So, tell us about the show, Club West’s, Revival?” Clark asked, his brain trying desperately to adjust to the vision of beauty and magnificence that is Den Mumsy.

“I’m soooo excited,” Mumsy said. “I have a cavalcade of Perth’s harlots (opps sorry typo) that should read starlets for my next show at the Astor Theatre.

“I have booked Stryker Meyer, Ms Banana Mouskouri, the Von Krapp Family Singers, Savoy Stomp, from the Swing it Dance School, Ms Burley Chasey, Judy & Janeen, Ms Swish, Ms Kodi Pendant, Paula Norman & the Normanettes, (they’re Auslan signers), and a host of other Club West veterans and new drag babies.”

And without drawing a breath, Mumsy yelled from the bathroom (toilet seat up of course), and on the dance floor will be the wonderful DJ’s Dean Misdale and Rob db.

“It will be a night of nights. It’s time to kick 2020 in the ballz and party, party, party.  Mumsy said. “Tickets are limited as this COVid thingie is big you know darlink, so first in is best dressed I always say.   So party like there is no tomorrow until glass slipper time!”

Just before Mumsy jumped into her rust coloured and decorated Nisson Micra called Bernice, she yelled out, “And don’t forget to let all my little ‘munckins’ know the tickets are cheaper than an underdone fillet steak at a good restaurant!”

And in a poof of smoke, Den Mumsy was gone!

ASTOR THEATRE – CONCERT MODE:
Stalls – General Admission Standing – Limited Unreserved Seating
Balcony – Reserved Seating
Licensed – Strictly 18+ only. Infants not admitted.

PLEASE NOTE:
Balcony seating is only accessible via the stairs. No disabled access.
Entry is entirely at the discretion of the Licensee.
No external food or drinks are permitted in the venue.

TICKETS: 
Admit 1: $35.00
(Plus Transaction Fee)