I’ll get around to writing a proper bio for this show later but I’m in the middle of a sudoku. Can you just put something like ‘Melanie Bracewell is back with a brand new hour about procrastination. With rave reviews and multiple awards under her belt you don’t want to miss it.’ Then maybe chuck a quote from the reviews, maybe that one from Chortle that says I’m a “phenomenal storyteller”. That would be sick, thank you! Oh crap the 4 isn’t supposed to go there. No, don’t put that bit in. Are you typing everything I’m saying?

THEATRE MODE:
Fully Reserved Seating
Licensed All Ages – Patrons under 18 can only attend with a parent/guardian (over 18) with a valid ticket. Infants not admitted.

TICKETS:
Admit: $40.70
(Plus Transaction Fee)

PLEASE NOTE:
Balcony seating is only accessible via the stairs. No disabled access.
Entry is entirely at the discretion of the Licensee.
Bag checks are required prior to entry.
No external food or drinks are permitted in the venue.
Cameras are strictly prohibited.
Smoking including the use of Vapes and E-Cigarettes is strictly prohibited = instant eviction